i ain't even mad at this username, chica

[timedouche]

[ hey guys, look. it's a Dave. chillin'. that is a sweet Strider you might say. SO COOL.

anyway.

pester him? walk up to him? punch him in the face? all of the above?

your call, bros. ]

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[timedouche]

[well, that's cool of you, bro. Dave you be pretty unhappy if you tried to punch him int he face. that's right, tried. because you wouldn't have succeeded.]

Sup. [fancy meeting you here where ever here is.]

[timedouche]

[yeah that's what I thought. Dave just shrugs in reply and leans back against the wall that is there, idk. He has his hands in his pockets. So chill.]

Everything is going. There is so much shit going I don't even know where to start.

[meowgeneticist]

[hello, darling paradox sibling. someone's leaning on the conveniently placed wall next to you]

You look uncharacteristically deep in thought, Strider. Are you inclined to share, or will I be forced to shell out a trite amount of money for the precious information?

[timedouche]

[oh jegus. his only indication that he acknowledges her is the slightest dip of his head in her direction.]

Wouldn't say no to free cash even if it's just a pretty penny. Not sure it's worth it, Lalonde.

[meowgeneticist]

I believe that I'll be the judge of whether or not this transaction violates the Free Trade Agreement, although your concern is appreciated and noted.

[she fishes out a nickel from her pocket and flicks it in Dave's direction.

that's right, she really just paid you for your thoughts. your move, Strider.]

[timedouche]

[he snatches it right from the air when it's close enough. well, shit. not as planned.]

Actually I meant it might not be worth telling you for only a penny but damn if you didn't up the ante by tossing me a shiny nickel instead. I feel like one those playboy millionaires now.

Bee arr bee, gonna go take a dunk in my swimming pool of money. I'm the king of the world.

[winderp]

daaaaaaaave!!

[timedouche]

sup egbert

[winderp]

talking to you, hehehehe!!!!!!! [ hes peeing himself ]

[timedouche]

wow really
i had no idea
jesus calm your dick over there