>> FIRST MELODY [voice]

[mindf_ck]

Look at all these morose motherfuckers right here.

Granted, this isn't any better than I figure Hell would be, but being chased out of a hospital by freak nurses and some fucking weird monsters comes pretty close to what I wager my afterlife would look like.

Hah hah hahI'm Tayuya. Chuunin-ranked Shinobi of Otogakure. And I'm looking to get the

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[Voice]

[maskxdemasque]

Umm... w-well, err. M-my name's Ron DeLite... the famous Mask☆DeMasque... [sigh] and I want to get out of here, too.

[Voice]

[mindf_ck]

... there's a star in your title. Are you really a guy?

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[maskxdemasque]

Oh! You noticed!

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[maskxdemasque]

...HEY! I am most definitely a guy! I-I mean, a man!

[priceoftruth]

Join the club. No one's figured out how yet, though.

[mindf_ck]

The fuck is keeping you guys from working harder on it? You'd think that a population like this one could actually show some kind of shared common sense and get the hell out.

[priceoftruth]

"Shared common sense" is asking a lot of the people here, considering most of them don't even have any personal common sense.

[mindf_ck]

That explains a lot. Surrounded by fuckwits, just like home.

Who're you?

[fullofmsg]

People are always trying to get out of here, but everyone fails pretty bad-ttebayo.

It's not so bad here. Coulda done without my friend dying, though..

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[fullofmsg]

...Nah?! Wait, wait...

You're a ninja from back in our world?!

[mindf_ck]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the little Kyuubi shit.

What? You don't remember me? Thought I'd make a better impression.

.. Which friend died? Was it that wind bitch?

[fullofmsg]

...Eh?! Hey! Watch what the hell you say, you hag!

No, I have no clue who you are. You're probably from a different time than me-ttebayo..

Sakura-chan...