and the leaves on the trees are a-fallin'

[mindreader_eh]

*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~BEHOLD... MY FUTURE.

I'll never get married, I'll settle down in hell in a fabulous~ condominum, have no kids, zoom around in a fucking Ford Pinto with a spacecar extension, spend my days as a mindreader-for-hire, and live happily ever after.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*!!!!!!!

Honestly, people.

Comments

[sexy_and_skorty]

The idea of you producing spawn is disgusting.

[mindreader_eh]

Don't worry, I don't like kids.

[sexy_and_skorty]

They aren't good for many things.

[mindreader_eh]

Might be fun to teach to dance.

[studylicious]

Mindreader-for-hire?

[mindreader_eh]

Why not, eh? Might as well put my devil-given talent to use, am I right?

[studylicious]

You can actually read minds?

[mindreader_eh]

I wouldn't have it in my username if I didn't.

[automailmaker]

"Spacecar Extension" ?

[mindreader_eh]

Gets the girls every time. >D

[automailmaker]

Yeah.

I'm confused.

[mindreader_eh]

C'mon, don't tell me you haven't heard of it~!

[iamtehsword]

Huh?

[mindreader_eh]

Haven't you seen the quiz crap?

[iamtehsword]

I only have you and Rai friended!

[mindreader_eh]

How come?

[xmarksthe]

Happily ever after.

[mindreader_eh]

Until the landlord evicts me for not paying the rent. >D

[xmarksthe]

You could live in a box. I'm sure that would be fine.

[mindreader_eh]

Never. My best friend's boyfriend has too many connections to the sordid~ hobos.