i'd go down on my knees but it's no good

[mindreader_eh]

So it's been awhile, eh~? Sorry, sorry, I'd like to fucking see you try to convince the electrician to, you know, not turn off my electricity. I was tempted to start in with the blackmailing mindfuck (the dude had some serious issues the authorities and his wife ought to've been informed of, man. His ideal sexual roleplay was as the Chewbacca to

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[sexy_and_skorty]

I'm thankful that I'm fortunate enough to not be human.

[mindreader_eh]

You know what, I am too~! I like not having much of a conscience.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I enjoy not being weak.

[mindreader_eh]

Well, that's a bonus~

Did you get my card yet?

[killerofjoy]

I am thankful that I keep getting chances to kill the Pharoah. CLearly I was meant to bring him down to his knees and DIE.

[mindreader_eh]

The mighty hand of destiny, eh~?

[killerofjoy]

Hahaha! He would even have to agree on that. It is destiny. And soon he will die!
Even a strange woman who rides a vespa everywhere drew a picture for me today of me shooting him in the head. It is a good day.

[mindreader_eh]

How do you plan on killing him? Swords suck, I think your best bet's really is just a gun if you're seriously out for the poor sap~

>D You sound pleased.

[frostboy]

I'm thankful for the existence of the couch.

And for Kou.

And for the fact that none of my ex-girlfriends have been successful at the whole "KILL BOBBY" thing.

And many other things.

But mostly the couch. :|||

[mindreader_eh]

For couch sex?

>D Didn't know you were such a heartbreaker they'd wanna kill you afterwards, Bobby~

[frostboy]

AND IT'S JUST A NICE COUCH OKAY.

Apparently!! And I just happen to pick the real winners. :D

[mindreader_eh]

For COUCH SEX.

God, you should do a seminar or something. "How to Make Your Exes Try to Kill You."

[bringindiceback]

I'm thankful for the fact that I'm rich and I can get away with murder for a certain somebody who decided to take advantage of my weaker state.

[mindreader_eh]

>D I bet he had sex with you, didn't he.

[bringindiceback]

I may have been weaker but I would never give myself up to any man.

[mindreader_eh]

Not any man, just that special someone~?

[blackrangerboi]

I'M THANKFUL FOR OUR GLORIOUS FRIENDSHIP~

[mindreader_eh]

I'm thankful you're no longer a killjoy little kid.

[blackrangerboi]

I wasn't that bad.

[mindreader_eh]

I saw your comments.