[Thread] Burnin' down the house! [Kankurou, Tayuya]

[fuckthe4walls]

Who: Tayuya and Kankurou, obvs
What: Pair up for getting drunk and toasting marshmallows over the fires of disestablishmentarianism. ♥
When: 1st of May, 2059, sometime around 03:00
Where: Various places around the base~
Notes/Warnings: Tayuya's mouth. Kankurou's mouth. That's about as high a warning as you can get.They were probably going to get

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[fuckthe4walls]

Disdainfully ignoring his chronic and apparently incurable whining, Tayuya sighed. "There was a reason I didn't want to fuck the lock over, you dick," she stated waspishly, standing back and planting an almost-gentle boot on his backside to shove him forward. "Now they're going to know which way we came in. Do you want to be found out for this shit? Fucking retard."

Honestly, nobody in this shithole had any common fucking sense. How the hell she'd gotten stuck here, Tayuya didn't know. Oh, well, it couldn't be helped now.

"Hurry the fuck up already. Bad enough we're gonna cop shit for this, worse if we get caught out before the fun begins."

Fucking Christ.

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Fucking Christ.

This girl was an undending human barrage of profanities, insults, and just bad PMSing all around. Kankurou didn't know how it was humanly possible to deal with her on a daily basis. Before this little "mission" he had been keeping a safe distance from her, but with the new boredom settling over the entire facility, the need for some excitement broke through his reasoning with curiosity. If curiosity didn't damn well kill him first, well, it was this red-headed annoyance for sure.

"You're the one that's whinin' like a fuckin' baby," he turned around to hiss back in retaliation, not taking it lightly in the "push" she gave him, his legs refusing to go further. "You're more than welcome to go first, I ain't going to risk my back to you."

[fuckthe4walls]

With an eloquent roll of her eyes Tayuya stepped past him, hips rolling lazily down the narrow hallway. "Oh, for fuck's sake. Anybody'd think I was going to rape you, the way you're carrying on." What was it with the 'men' in this place? All such pussies. Apart from Ibiki, anyway. He was about the only person here that she actually respected, although it'd be worse than pulling teeth to get her to admit it.

Another door at the end of the hall opened into a tiny room. Tayuya peered around in the gloom for a moment before walking confidently over to rusty oil drum in the corner and kicking it solidly. Nothing happened. "Fucker. Don't be such a frigid little bitch," she snarled at it.

A portion of the wall behind it slid sullenly open and she smiled.

"Good boy. Coming, Dipshit? Or are you chickening out now?"

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Kankurou followed after, muttering his own choice profanities at exactly what was up with all the "women" in the place, how each one really had something wrong with them and how someone particular was probably a guy and not a girl at all. When they reached the room, Kankurou was about to say something scathing about lack of direction and pissy women when suddenly the wall opened, which struck him temporarily speechless.

Temporarily.

"You really need t'stop makin' fuckin' bullshit assumptions," he growled, brushing past her to go through it.

[fuckthe4walls]

"You really need to stop being such a fucking dumbass," she countered airily, although the sentence lacked its usual bite. Tayuya was feeling sort of magnanimous at the moment, after all, since she was clearly winning this round.

As per usual.

This tunnel was narrow, dark and damp, although at least the air was relatively fresh and so far it seemed to be free of cobwebs. The hidden door closed gratingly behind them as they moved on. Dim lighting strips flickered on along the floor, buzzing faintly in counterpoint to the soft pint! Pint! of dripping water. "C'mon, slowpoke! Hurry that fat ass up. I want to blow some shit up." With the prospect of mayhem and destruction just on the horizon, Tayuya was downright cheerful. "Take the first left~"