i got my computer.

got the neighbors pets for the break. yay. the kitten is nice, but our cats don't like the poor thing. and the dog. if you can call it a dog. the dog... it breathes. not normally. it grunts. stupid pug. it is a puppy pug. it is not house broken, either. it pisses. a lot. and follows me. noisy little ugly bitch. no wonder why it is ( Read more... )

well we got saddam. he was saddamized. lucky him. or were we. anyway, he is dead. panzy should have shot at our troops. what a coward.

thanks giving was good. but not great. oh well, i really do not care. had company over. they were fun. it were two of the neighbor girls and some boy that parents must have been at their house. one of the girls, the seven year old devin, was uber energetic. the other, the fourteen year old lauren, was quiet and polite, and enojoyed playing ( Read more... )

let me jump on the band wagon to post which hell i am going to. it is not exactly the same as the first, but close enough. still no purgator for me.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non- ( Read more... )

god, it is so horrible. watching the justice league. they travel back to WWII. holy shit. cartoons have become shitty. four planes, FOUR PLANES!!, took out at least a hundred nazis. and the guys doing it, we from four different occupied countries. the biggest kicker was that NONE, not a ONE, nazi, or what ever the fuck they were panzified ( Read more... )

but i am. no one is here. i am happy. i am alone, but i am not the only one here. eat, drink, and be merry, for tomarrow we die. well, kinda just wanted to post, but fuck it. the tooth fairy is coming meghan. the ghost is coming for me, and she has a limp. HAH. not even the animals are here. time to go give him company. he is lonely.

god, i love being a dick to my dumbass brother. first thing, he is a dumbass. he was talking to his little girlfriend, bobby, and bobby told him to go to the travel channel, because there were naked women with no blurs on it. GOODY! so he asks me to change ch, all i wanted to do was watch the daily show, but i change it, see what he wants to ( Read more... )

god i hate it when guys come up to me and ask me to rate a girl on a scale of one to ten. it is stupid, being that i doubt you, the person talking to me, really even care what i think. there are about three good reasons why you would be asking me this, that i can think of. one. you are with a 'hot' girl, and want to be sure i notise, because, ( Read more... )

Bears and sharks always travel together. Just look at them, walking through the wooded forest, paw in fin. It's on account of their teeth that makes them "Nature's Best Friends ( Read more... )