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[mindspork]

For the love of all that is good and holy, would George Lucas PLEASE stop ass-raping our collective childhood? Just STOP FUCKING WITH THE DAMN MOVIES. Good god, this man probably goes back and photoshops his baby pictures to get them just right in his 'directorial vision'! His high school yearbook probably shows him as a buff ladies man by this

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[ex_misirlou660]

In the rererererereremastered version, there are actually 20 shots fired before Han can come to the decision of whether it's ethically right for him to shoot back.

[mindspork]

I'm waiting for the edition where Han develops latent force power and causes the bolt to reverse course in mid air, thereby making it a suicide.

[huntz0r]

Well it's either keep jacking up the past or come up with some new original stuff.

And you see how well that's worked out so far.