Whenever you're called on to make up your mind,
and you're hampered by not having any,
the best way to solve the dilemma, you'll find,
is simply by spinning a penny.
No -- not so that chance shall decide the affair
while you're passively standing there moping;
but the moment the penny is up in the air,
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This pretty much sums up my life

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This is my new favorite site that makes me hate you all the more.

http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/

http://doihaveswineflu.org/

I'll be back to post in 6 months.

p.s. http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/

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Monday the 8th is my birthday, and I love jokes. If you are not doing anything, I would love to have you call me and tell me a joke. I won't answer my phone all day, so you can leave me whatever kind of message you want, or you can send me a text message too. Long joke, short joke, dirty joke, lame joke, does not matter. Some of my favorite ( Read more... )

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I am glad I do not like bands that 12 year old girls like. If I had to sped a concert behind some girl holding a giant poster board that blocked my view,I'd have to punch a bitch. They always look like crap, and the band never cares about them. Thank god for good music.

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