carmex: my downfall

[mindtraveler12]

Dear friends,

This is a statement to officially inform you that i have a problem. for years i have been teased and mocked for my 'carmex addiction' and i've always passed it off as a joke, saying things like "i don't use it THAT much. i could quit if i wanted, i just don't see the point."
well, it is most definitely an addiction. i've been using

Comments

Teehee

[kerfuffles]

I'm so glad I could make a positive contribution to your life. I admit that I too am addicted to carmex. I figured if I have to suffer this addiction, I may as well get some friends in on it to. Mwuahahaha. That was my ultimate evil plan and I'm glad to see that I have succeeded.

[duhfersure]

Well, Emmeline, admitting it is the first step. All I can say is, don't come to England. No Wal-Mart and no Carmex (gasp!). I suggest you stay safely at home, or bring a sufficient supply (like a whole suitcase:-)) if you ever decide to go abroad. Good luck kicking the habit! I expect it gone by the time I return...

[mindtraveler12]

wow. earlier this year when i was thinking about going abroad i really did think about buying a case of it. how messed up is that. i'm definitely kicking the habit, and becoming master of my world once again!

[anonymous]

don't ever stop. making fun of you is way too much fun!

crazy

[anonymous]

It really wasn't this hard for me to quit carmex. You gotta find something else you like that isn't addictive. Actually, at least you're addiction only costs 88cents. Burt's Bees costs $2.50!

Re: crazy

[anonymous]

oh crap! You're... you are... your... Argh! I hate it when people do that and there (their, they're) I've gone and done it myself!
Erin

[anonymous]

stop using carmex? i'll believe that when i see it, you can't go five minutes without it. its pathetic really.