So today I had to dip out of school because the cops were after me. I don't even know why, I mean...armed robbery isn't even that big of a deal. I gave everything back after I used it, it's like borrowing.
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I'm so overwhelmed!! My life is just filled to the brim with busyness. I mean today, I watched 2 movies. Well actually, the same movie twice. I don't know how I'm gonna have any time to brush my teeth before bed! Ugggh! My life is so hard! I didn't even get to watch One Tree Hill!! It's my favorite show...except I've never seen it before! It's ( Read more... )

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So today I got fired, and by fired I mean, I tasted every single flavor of ice cream, because thats what people do when they get fired right? They either pee in the ice cream or take it all, but peeing in the ice cream is only something that is done at Baskin Robins, so I just took all the ice cream ( Read more... )

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So, when one asks another one on a date, and the other one is looking forward to that date, and then the first one stands the second one up, what would that first one be called? I'm looking for a word...oh yeah, Jerk-face/terk-face. The first one will remain nameless in his shame, but the other one is me ( Read more... )

I really have been missing sally lately. She was really nice to talk to, basically my only friend. She always new just what to say, but then she moved on. she was moved by the government to a larger aquarium. I was told it was for the best, but I was still crushed. This time of the year really gets me thinking about her ( Read more... )

So there were these two pirates in my class that were talking about illegal substances, so I say to them "DRUGS ARE BAD" and then they proceeded to tell me they were talking about magic 8 balls and not drugs. Naturally I felt quite rude after making such a hefty assumption. So I apologized and went back to my work. Then one of the pirates brings ( Read more... )

"No! you can't make me talk about it! It's my own personal business and you are in my personal space ( Read more... )