bad joke of the day
*sniffles* I am currently watching episode #177 of House...the final House EVER! I have watched this show since day one and up until this last season, have loved it. This last season is sort of weird and unHouse like but still...LOVE Hugh Laurie. He did a retrospect of the past 8 seasons before the finale started and it was wonderful.
So we finished opening the pool today and it pretty clear but full of worms, which is totally normal. Today, though, Gibbs decided that he needs to drink out of said pool which means that he comes dangerously close to falling into said pool. I'm waiting for it to happen. Since today was the Monday of a long weekend, i didn't have to work, which was awesome. We went to Wal-Mart in Midland to do grocery shopping and i bought ANOTHER set of thick flannel sheets. For some reason, they had been marked down to $15 instead of $65. At this point, i have bought 5 sets. Super nice and warm...though at this rate, i won't need them again until January. Today is May 21 and here is today's joke:
You might be a reneck if...
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling. You have ever used a lightsaber to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.
You built an outhouse over the Sarlaac. You've ever argued with a Jawa over scavenging rights to a broken droid. A Wookie has ever told you that you need to shave. You have ever wrecked a landspeeder while trying to light a cigarette with your lightsaber.
Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
Immunizations are worn fanny-packs, full of lizard's feet, owl's beaks and pig's ears.
Double By-Pass Surgery is only done when it's shown on The Learning Channel.
You have a choice of walkers, with or without a gun rack.
You share the Recovery Room with a sick cow.
The bill is figured either in dollars or chickens.
Hospital food consists of picking your own corn on the roof.
see you tomorrow!