bad joke of the day
Ummm...hi? Mother Nature? I know that you are suffering from PMS (like ALL THE TIME) and you are probably getting a little senile but really? 35 degrees PLUS a humidex?!?! In May?!?! And no rain?!?! Do you know how much we need the rain right now? I swear we're all getting excited when we see clouds in the sky...yeah, it's that bad right now. I don't mind the heat but could you hold off until June 28 when the kiddies are done school? Please?
Speaking of kids....my oldest made me tear up on Friday and again today. First thing you have to know is that G-man normally doesn't really interact with the world around him, as a rule. But all of a sudden, a light has clicked or something, because he's all over everything and really seeing what's going on. So in the last couple of weeks, he's started walking again. I'm not talking a couple of steps here and there but walking around the entire SCHOOL (which trust me, is really big) BY HIMSELF! Even when there are obsticles in the hall, he motors through! So amazing to see. G-Man can also be affectionate (but it's normally initiated by us), when he wants to and today? He totally wanted to! When i put him down on the counter (perfect height for applying full-body sunscreen), he grabbed my bicep and PULLED ME INTO HIM! He wanted a hug! And boy did he hug me. He just clung to me and grinned and chattered. It was great! Then he gave me a 'kiss'...in his world, it's basically bumping his lips off of mine. But he started it! And this is a kid who was deemed so neurologiclly impaired he was going to be in a semi-vegitative state, he wouldn't be able to do anything! Such progression! Today is May 28 and here is today's joke:
You might be a redneck if...
You've ever worn shorts to a funeral home.
You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
You've ever been too drunk to fish.
You've ever bought a used cap.
You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
You've ever used a weedeater indoors.
Your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).
You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right'.
You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
see you tomorrow!