Seven Bullets - [Video]
[A close-up of Squirt's face appears suddenly on the Pokegear's video feed. Remember Squirt, the angry almost homicidal Squirtle Patti caught a while back? He's grown up a little!
On top of all that his nasty temper has seems to have calmed down, at least a little. A few seconds later Patti appears in the background.]
Hey guys, guess what?! Squirt got bigger! And I taught 'im a new trick! Let's show 'em, Squirt!
[Striking a quick pose, Squirt jumps into Patti's arms. She wraps one arm around his shell awkwardly, pretending to hold him much like you would hold a submachine gun.
And that's when she begins making gun noises.]
Pew pew pew!! Kabang! Pow pow! Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!!
[On cue, Squirt fires his Water Gun in sync with Patti's sound effects. Of course, it's not very powerful but enough to probably annoy anyone nearby.]
Kyahahahaha!!
[Truly she has the skill of a great trainer.]