4th Wall Event! Action/Video for Goldenrod

[mineisanevillol]

[So Patti has slowly worked through her depression over losing Kid and Liz the way that any other person would. You know, breaking things and threatening people, the usual.

But today Patti seems to be nowhere in sight! Her Pokegear seems to be recording though, and Black Star the Riolu happens to be the one doing the recording. He's making

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[action] AHAHAHA you saw this coming, right?

[madegrowth]

[Shiho poofed out of nowhere. She saw a gun on the ground. Things are getting freaky, and she might see someone she does NOT want to see.

So she'll just pick up that gun.]

[action] yessss

[mineisanevillol]

[She might not get that far because...]

HEY!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YER DOING?!

[Why yes that gun is shouting at you.]

[action] gonna copy that evil lol bit real quick /evil lols

[madegrowth]

[HOLY FUUUUUUUUUU--]

What the hell!?!! Did this....just yell at me?

[action] mwahahaha

[mineisanevillol]

Kyahahaha!! Did I scare ya?!

[And now instead of yelling, the gun is now laughing.]

[action]

[sagiterrifying]

[Why hello, Patti! Here's your good troll buddy Equius, strolling up and -- is that a gun on the ground?

... He wants to pick it up and inspect it, but the risk of destroying someone else's possession is much to great. Normally he wouldn't worry, but at the same time, it's also a firearm -- putting pressure like that on any bullets it may have is a bad idea!

Especially since he's only 13. It's not like he's got the skin of a rock.]

[action]

[mineisanevillol]

[Oh, it's Equius! There's a flash of pink light, and the gun turns back into Patti.]

Hullo Equius!

[action]

[sagiterrifying]

[whoah he totally didn't just jump, nope. STRONG trolls don't jump.
Which means yes -- he definitely looks like a troll right now as well since I forgot to mention it, oops]

... Hi.

Is this a regular occurrence? ... You turning into a firearm?

[action]

[mineisanevillol]

Yup!! This place finally let me turn into a gun again!

[And now she's looking you over, taking note of all the differences.]

Hey, you changed too!

[action]

[lonelydragonite]

[...A gun. People just didn't leave guns around in Johto - unless they were part of that old Team Rocket, of course. Which was totally gone. Totally. So have a Dragonite with a bandaged-up wing inspecting said giggling gun. By sniffing it.]

[action]

[mineisanevillol]

[And she answers back in a sing-song voice.]

Dragon~ Dragon~ I see a dragon~!

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[unzodiacal]

[Doo doo doo walking around this new city so this is where Kisa lives--

Trip.

Kyo faceplants into the pavement after tripping over the gun.]

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[mineisanevillol]

Kyahahahaha!!

[Congratulations, the gun is now laughing.]

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[unzodiacal]

[Upon hearing the crazy laughter, he props himself up and turns around to see that he had tripped over a gun. A gun. Who the hell leaves a gun lying about in the middle of a street? And where the hell was that annoying laughter coming from?]

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[mineisanevillol]

Hullo!

[The voice seems to be coming from the gun.]

[hideurbrains]

[ KICK.

No seriously. KICK.

Because guns aren't yummy where are your braiiiiins

KICK. ]

[mineisanevillol]

WHAT'D YA DO THAT FOR?!

[It didn't actually hurt, but kicking is not cool. And the Riolu gives a startled yelp.]

[hideurbrains]

[ KICK. ]

BlaaarggghhhhhhhhHHHHhhh..... braainnnnnnnnsssss...

[mineisanevillol]

I'm gonna kick yer ass!!

[And suddenly Patti is not a gun anymore, Patti has turned into a yummy human.]