Gotta love Blue Collar Comedy

[minemole]

"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then, find someone whose life is giving him vodka and have a party." -Tater Salad (aka Ron White)

"They found a milk dude up her asshole." -Larry the Cable guy

I've already forgotten other good quotes. May have to watch it again tonight.

Comments

from Tater

[icashizzle]

(Talking about the first meal his wife cooked him after getting married.)

I couldn't eat it. Gave it to my dog and he started to lick his ass. My wife asked "What's he doing?!"

I said, "I don't know. I think he's trying to get the taste out of his mouth."

[icashizzle]

"I believe women who want to wear a thong should have to go through an application process"