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Mar 01, 2009 16:05

joe came to visit smith this weekend and i obviously gave him the grand tour of downtown aka we pounded two bottles of sake at osaka, du pont beer at the dirty truth, a bunch of shots at the owl, and whiskey sours at packard's. and obviously pranked a bunch of kids from back home. we prank called this girl our friend is dating who might win the ( Read more... )

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imnotsosure March 1 2009, 23:06:23 UTC

e) joe mccool fell down and peed in a trash can

i love waker evans. let us now praise famous men is dope

mineral March 1 2009, 23:29:46 UTC

i heard a rumor you work at the guggenfuck. CAN WE HANG OUT OR WHAT.

imnotsosure March 1 2009, 23:45:17 UTC

haha yeah i do work there. i'm going to be installing the frank lloyd wright show in a month - how often are you in ny?

mineral March 1 2009, 23:51:17 UTC

i just installed the martin kippenberger and now i kind of wish i could spend all my time wandering around fake birch forests on drugs. i am in ny on tuesdays and thursdays.

fareading March 2 2009, 02:02:16 UTC

amen.

ivehadbetter March 2 2009, 03:17:39 UTC

omggggggggggg i love you. ahahahahaha

mineral March 2 2009, 19:28:10 UTC

I love me but also you. will you be in delaware at some point during my spring break? I just found the menu from coral bay bar tucked in one of the pockets of a bag i took to minnesota and i think lauren needs to experience our neverending christmas eve bar crawl.

ivehadbetter March 2 2009, 22:27:40 UTC

when is your spring break again?
i will try my damndest to be in de at the same time as you. i'm not so sure that it will be the same as xmaseve bar crawl 2008. mostly because the chicken will not be around to steal. (does your mom still have that?)

mineral March 2 2009, 22:37:22 UTC

i told my mother the true nature of the PARTY FOWL acquisition and she prominently displayed him on the front porch when i visited for the weekend. i am sure every time she enters/exits the house she is thrilled at the reminder of her daughter's stellar moral character. whatever, i had to inherit my rabblerousing genes from someone.

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mineral March 2 2009, 22:23:15 UTC

it was a hilarious prank phone call. our friend's girlfriend used to be super conservative and always prattled on and on about how republicans were the greatest thing to ever happen to the american political system. maybe boys didn't like dating militant pro-life republicans or something because she started dating our friend and went super liberal democrat and interned for a pro-choice senator. anyway i thought sarah palin welcoming her back to the republican party was funny. and i obviously welcome any opportunity to perfect my upper midwestern regional accent ( ... )

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mineral March 2 2009, 23:29:54 UTC

i am surprised i have not heard from sarah palin's camp yet. i am sure she is taking this matter very seriously. maybe i will prank call sarah palin and ask her to curate my exhibition of manilla envelopes. maybe i should try prank calling people who do not have the personality/sense of humor of a manilla envelope.

i graduate in spring 2010. i was going to take the semester off to intern at the museum but instead i am still taking 4 classes at smith and commuting to manhattan. it is killing me (does that count as threatening to kill someone/myself?). i should mind my p's and q's. and my abcdefg's.