Mama, Dad, and the short people took me to the Dairy Zone today. Mom tried to share her ice cream by spooning some onto the table for me. But I don't want to lick it off a table! I drank a little off Mama's finger and the rest she fed me right from her spoon.

Ahh, I sure know how to pull heart strings. Ice cream is nummy.

I have been wanting to update, but they made Mama do an age verification for me. Of all the crazy things! Just because I'm underage in human years. *sniff* But she finally got it to work and so here I am ( Read more... )

Darn Iowa winters spoiling my ability to lounge in the dirt and soak up sun. Luckily Dad put my heat light on and I've got my warm cozy bed and Electra to cuddle with ( Read more... )

Well, although I'm of legal age in cat years, I shan't be voting. There are no feline candidates! No fair!

Maybe someday I'll run. You must admit I'd make a better president than some of the candidates.

It's getting cold out here. Time to get Dad to hook my heat lamps back up so I have a nice warm bedroom. Not a whole lot has been going on. Just sleeping in my bed and cuddling with Electra. He's so much nicer now than when we both lived inside. He used to be such an ass ( Read more... )

Here's a rundown of some of the key players in the life of yours truly ( Read more... )

I didn't live with Mama until I was 3 1/2. Prior to then, I lived with some humans I'd like to forget who gave me a really dopey name (Cosmo). So I found myself brought to what they called an "Animal Rescue League" that actually turned out to be a bunch of cages with many noisy smelly roomates. Humans of varying sizes came an poked at yours ( Read more... )

Hi all. Tis good to be online. :-) I got more to say later but for now, I'd like to comment that I'm amused that I'm not the only one who lists "pooping on the floor" as an interest. There's just something nice about having a smooth, clean floor to befoul ( Read more... )