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On Winning and Not Winning
I entered three contests today at an SCA event, "Dancing Fox," which has medieval dancing and a fox theme for all activities ( Read more... ) -
Amazing page on pronunciation
OMG! GUYS!!!! THIS PAGE!!!! I CANNOT GET OVER HOW WONDERFUL IT IS THAT THIS PAGE EXISTS ( Read more... ) -
The only way an Eskimo's nipples could be this cold is if the Eskimo was dead. And in outer space.
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Martin Luther King, Jr. Day
Both captions by Mine Truly. Image by some photographer who took one of the most famous photos in history, and nobody knows his name. Consider THAT next time you major in Art.
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Quote of the Day: "Here is what I will do to you if you don't back off. I will go to the shelter, and buy you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. Then, on some cold, lonely night, I'll steal away into your home... and punch you in the face!!" --Glee
Word of the Day: nauseated
Astoundingly Useless Product of the Day: The ( Read more... ) -
Burn the Earth and Boil the Sea
COWBOYS IN SPACE
W H O F I G H T
**SPACE ZOMBIES**
ALSO, THERE'S A CRAZY NINJA CHICK
WHO CAN KILL YOU WITH HER BRAIN.
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Quote of the Day: "I know there's some reason why no previous US president has ever gotten a basketball injury, I just can't put my finger on what it is..." -- Dude who draws Goblins
Word of the Day: fat
Hilarious Book Review of the Day: " I would recommend this book for adolescent boys, or people who have the sense of humor of an adolescent boy."
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The difference between a monologue and a soliloquy
If a monologue is delivered by the speaker to a listener, while a soliloquy is delivered when the speaker is alone, isn't an "internal monologue" technically an internal soliloquy?
That's right, folks. Two months of silence, and I update with this. -
On a lighter note...
LJ's Classic Poetry continues.
"Discovery"
Boots! Why are you cruddy?
Cruddy boots- boots, muddy!
Socks! Why are you mushy?
Mushy socks- socks, slushy!
Feet! Why are you sticky?
Sticky feet- feet, icky!
Toes! Why are you itching?
Itching toes! Toes- missing?!!