I just wanted to be an evil overlord...

[minglish]

Dear first-person video game:

You're supposed to use your electronic wiles to suck me in and make me waste hours and hours of time, not make me motion-sick after, like, an hour!

FAIL, VIDEO GAME! FAIL!

Now I have to go do, like, productive things. If I get a job instead of remaining lazy and unemployed and molding on a couch, I will blame you

Comments

[elsaboots]

"I just wanted to be an evil overlord..."

Have you played Overlord and Overlord II? Possibly the most amusing games I've ever played.

Also, good song choice. :D

[minglish]

I've watched one of them being played (not sure which), and very much enjoyed it! Those little guys are so eager to please... adorable! Maybe I should try playing some time.

Though really, I am pretty bad at games. It's embarrassing, really. I'm still a little sad that Fable II (the game I tried to play) didn't work out, though my roommate informs me that there's also a bit of lag between it and the controller - causing the character to constantly weave drunkenly as the player tries to navigate a second or two behind.

[elsaboots]

You should definitely play. Overlord II is a better game, but they pretty much follow the same formula.

I had a lot of fun playing Fable, and I'm sad they didn't convert the others to PC, otherwise I would have been all over that.