I have a new theory, one that defies all expectations and mandates formerly set by the Italian Restaurant formerly known as Prince, formerly obliged by and adhered to like a snail to his cabbage, a lark to his worm, an onion to its skin, a rabbit to its right paw, etc., etc ( Read more... )

Dude what the heck is shock the monkey hahahhaah.\

DUde,,,pp...I lovvvvvve you dude.

So recently i have been having these urges to urinate on top of people who are sleeping. This morning at Julia's house I was awake and everyone else was asleep. I urinated on all of them. I love the smell of piss on humans. It is suck a lovely way to bring in the new year.

I LOVE BABIES. IN MY PANTS. JULIA IS MY PIMPTESS. VAMPIRA.

Welll ( Read more... )

Nothing ever changes, does it? You know what I mean? And when I want it to it won't ( Read more... )

HAHAHAHAH!!!
YAY!!!!!!!!!

HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE!!! HAHAHAHA YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Hmmm ( Read more... )

Two things:

First of all, have you ever found yourself standing alone in the kitchen, feet wet from a mysterious puddle, and your mind saying "I've never really thought about how much I love Al Pacino."?

Secondly--

OH MANNNN! IT'S SO EXPENSIVE! THIS IS THE CHEAPEST I'VE SEEN IT! AND IT'S SO GREAT! AND IT'S THREE DISCS!! BUT I HAVE TO HAVE IT! ( Read more... )

Mmmmm so I'm supposed to be doing a paper for English now, one that was due yesterday...I'm in the library at school instead of in guitar where we have a sub ( Read more... )

Oh wow, so I'm listening to this Ben Monder CD that I checked out from work and it's just so nice. Just so nice ( Read more... )