Pairings Meme
I came across this funny meme on xo-deidara's LJ so I decided to give it a try
SIX PAIRINGS I LIKE:
1. OnHo
2. Minho/Me
3. JongHo
4. MinKey
5. OnJongHo
6. Anything where Minho bottoms
THREE SHIPS I'VE ABANDONED:
7. 2Min
8. Mello/Near
9. Mello/Matt
THREE SHIPS I'VE NEVER LIKED:
10. MinYul
11. MinStal
12. Basically any Minho/Any other woman than me-pairing
TWO SHIPS THAT HAVE PIQUED MY INTEREST:
13. ChangMinho (did I get the pairing name right?)
14. TaeKai (once again, pairing name correct??)
1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?
Because I happen to be madly in love with Minho and just reading about him with another woman (any woman, this would apply to any other Minho/woman pairing as well), not to mention seeing them interact in real life, hurts even though I know sooner or later he will reveal a girlfriend (yes, I might be in love but I’m not stupid)
2. Who do you know that ships #13?
Um… No one personally since I don’t have fellow flamer friends, but I’ve seen read a few fics online to know it exists
3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
Minho and Jonghyun have been daiting for a while, but have never gone beyond heated make-out sessions. But then Jonghyun, the famous skinship king, runs out of patience and Minho confesses he’s stalling because he’s a virgin and in the end Jonghyun takes his virginity and they have amaizing, tender, bottom!Minho sex…
Yes I know I’m obsessed with bottom!Minho
4. What is your favorite moment for #1?
I don’t know. There are so many and they’re all so adorable I can’t pick one…
5. How long have you been following couple #6?
Ever since I realized how much sexier it is for Minho to bottom than top, which was maybe around November 2011?
6. What's the story with #8? What made you stop caring?
Oh wow, I used to have the biggest crush on both Mello and Near about three four years back maybe? But the problem is I’m always in love obsessed with something (Death Note, Tokio Hotel, Twilight) for about a year and then the next thing comes along and the previous obsession is pretty much forgotten.
So basically that’s what happened with Mello/Near - I moved on…
7. Which ship do you prefer--#2 or #4?
#2 all the way. No matter how much I love a fic where Minho gets his brains fucked out my Key how could I prefer it over Minho/Me???
8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
Just the ship, or the whole possibility of it happening in real life as well?
In any case I choose #12 because it includes #10
But I do want him to find a nice girl and settle down and have beautiful babies, just wish that woman would be me but then the beautiful babies part would never happen…
9. What interests you about #14?
Both are very fine young men, a.k.a. fucking sexy, and then there is the whole they-look-almost-like-twins-thing and Taemin being older I have hope he will top more frequently, but from what I’ve read it looks like his poor ass won’t be getting a break any time soon…
10. When did you stop liking #7?
I actually came into this fandom as a Taemint and a 2Min shipper but a few months later I abandoned Taemin for the Flaming Charisma.
I didn’t abandon 2Min until almost a year later, about fall 2011, around the same time I got tired of Minho always topping and being the “hyung”.
He’s too adorable to top, I don’t care if he looks like Adonis with his washboard abs, he’s a cute teddy bear on the inside and teddy bears don’t top.
11. Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the group?
Well in this case it’s not a group but maybe? I mean, I still like Death Note, and it’s one of my favorite mangas, but my interest with the pairing went away at the same time as my obsession with Death Note.
Nowadays I just like Death Note like a sane person a.k.a. don’t dream about Mello/Matt in a yaoi kinda way
12. What's a song that reminds you of #5?
A song that reminds me of a sexy OT3? Dr. Feelgood
13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
OnHo or Minho/Me. Can’t pick which one I like more but they’re definitively my top 2.
14. Which do you dislike the most?
Minho/Other woman - no doubt about it.
I’ll never know if Minho is straight or not but I’m pretty sure he isn’t gay, so slash pairings are sexy/cute/adorable/fluffy/smutty but never jealousy causing…
15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?
OnHo and Mello/Matt?? Wow, what a double date, on a second thought - no, it would be disastrous.
All my favorite pairings are Minho/someone else so it can’t happen, unless Minho has a clone that is dating as well…
16. Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if yes.
Well we did have a steamy, hot, I-gave-him-a-blow-job-at-the-end-of-it make-out-session in one of my dreams. But I think it goes without saying hat we have not kissed in real life - sadly.
17. Will #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely?
I don’t think any slash ship is likely, at least not openly in a country like Korea. But I know #4 are very close friends, so that counts as a happy ending right? I hope they stay close friends even after SHINee retires
18. What would make you start shipping #14?
1) EXO debuts before I pass from old age
2) Taemin gets to top at least 4/10 because he is older and for god’s sake he has spent his entire career bottoming for his hyungs, he can’t bottom in this pairing as well.
19. If you could only pick one to become really, truly, real, which
would you prefer--#2 or #6?
Anything where Minho bottoms or Minho and me for real? #2 definitively, and while he is away promoting I’ll take my laptop out and get an overdose of #6 because that’s what fan fiction is for, right?
20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?
Yuri announces she’s dating someone else and Minho secretly has me and the MinYul tag on tumblr ceases to exist, along with every MinYul fic out there in the universe being deleted…