Man, Life is almost good. and when I say good, I mean excellent. the only problem is, it isn't quite there. I fucked a physics exam (how did I do this? I am aces at physics, for fuck's sake!) Anyway, the problem is, I am on a delicate knife's edge. I've got to walk all the way out to the point before I'm safe, but I could easily fall off, or the ( Read more... )

You would think that sitting here with basically nothing to do might precipitate me doin' some homework, or maybe studying for tomorrow's final exam, but apparently not. Yesterday I got some coffee with Katie and looked at cute-suzallo-coffee-boy, and then she pointed me towards the BIGGEST BOOK IN THE WORLD. It was bigger than I expected. Then I ( Read more... )

such friggin' excellent times last night. Wallace, oh god, why do you be so cute? Katie came over to write her essay, but eventually gave up and punched Jacob and I in the guts SIMULTANEOUSLY with my boxing gloves. There was much hilarity, and great multitudes of photographs were taken.

Did Google just get hacked? what the fuck is SoGo?

EDIT: I guess my browser's been hijacked, or something. WTF, mate? how the shit do I fix this?

So yesterday morning, I was sitting on the bus, and this guy comes up to me, asks if I made my bag (I did) and then he asks if I was selling them (I haven't, but I'm willing to) because his friend is looking for a bag, and mine is "gorgeous." I tell him I'd be happy to make a bag, and that I'll give him my number so his friend can call me. But no! ( Read more... )

hmm. I pierced my ear. well, more specifically, pinkpouf pierced my ear. I've got a huge (about 3/4 of an inch) hoop in it (borrowed from westophilous) and of course I can't take the damn thing out for another month, so here it is, just waiting to get snagged on my towel, my t-shirt, my comb. I mean, it's awesome, and I'm totally jazzed I did it, but damn. why didn't ( Read more... )

I was watching people. there were four of them ( Read more... )

"You'd be hotter if you weren't so ugly"

"I hate pregnant people"

"you're smaller than Jesus!"*

These are just a few of the hilarious things that have been said today.

*Kitri is the one who is this awesome, I just repeated it, cause that's all I ever do: repeat my sister's jokes.

Happy birthday Rambo! you fucking old lecherous bastard, you!

Goddamned Levi's has lied to me again! I'm a 29 inch waist, and shrink to fit 501s are supposed to shrink an inch at the waist, so naturally I buy 30s, right? WRONG. these bitches are too big. of course, they're shrink to fit, so you can't try 'em on for real till they HAVE BEEN WASHED and are unreturnable ( Read more... )