Fucker.

[mini_kirsti]

Warning:

James: "Why, thank you Kirsti for doing the dishes."
Kirsti: "No problem James. I know how important playing computer games 24/7 is to you. I wouldn't dream of asking you to take some time away from them to do the dishes when all I'm doing is studying for my exams."
James: "Like I said, thank you. It was very nice of you to let me continue

Comments

[head_in_bucket]

Okay. Here's what you do. Next time you are making hot drinks, put eye drops in his.... this will induce severe vomiting and diherrea (score), which you can then blame on the standard, or lack thereof, of sanitation.

[avaiaal]

nice... i knew there was a reason i liked you mo...

and *hugs* for kirsty...

[aleph_naught]

Ooh, that's nasty! I like it.

[head_in_bucket]

Never piss off a Scot.

[quoth_ravynne]

Yeah, that really does sound like a plan. Boys are so great at picking up hints aren't they?

Boys are stupid. *nods*

Also *hugs* you sound like you need them!!!

[ayeristheunsane]

*shifty eyes*
my gender apologises

[1337possem]

i like mos idea too, but i have to say this, befor u do it is he one of those guys that if he makes a mess doesnt clean the toilet after him? if so dont do it, u dont want to be the one left to clean up that kind of mess. if he is one to leave his washing out u could do something to it to make it itch.

[head_in_bucket]

oooo I love it!!!! Did I ever tell you about what you can do with chili seeds ground up and applied to underwear???? I generally reserve this one for philandering boyfriends.. but in for a penny... in for a pound :)