-sob- No Christmas past as he IS the past....

[mini_meatbun]

Hey! How come everyone's actin' like they've never been here before? Did a bunch of new people show up at once or somethin'?

Hi new people! I'm Goku! I live with Sanzo, two girls, and a drone lady on Ker-Ram-Den Road! An' I go to school with Nataku to learn neat things! Like, did you know the Earth is round an' floats in space an' the moon spins '

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[magique_bonbon]

[Have a little confused five-year-old pre-adopted-by-the-circus Coquelicot roaming around the house.]

[And by "roaming," I mean "hiding in the closet and peeking out at Goku because she's convinced that she doesn't belong in this house and the ACTUAL inhabitants will kick her out."]

[mini_meatbun]

[And Goku, being Goku, HAS NO CLUE SHE IS THERE! Don't mind him rambling on and on and on about the moon some more!]

[magique_bonbon]

[.... wait, WHAT'S he talking about? People being on the moon!? IMPOSSIBLE]

U-Um...

[immortal_smoke]

You don't want to go to the moon. The people there are nothing but troublemakers.

[mini_meatbun]

There's people there?! Can they bounce? M'teacher said everything weighs a lot less an' you can jump reeeeeally high on the moon!

[immortal_smoke]

I wouldn't know; I've never been there.

[mini_meatbun]

Then how'd'ya know the people there cause trouble?

[miss_enma_ai]

You can go to the moon?

[this little five year old is from 400 years ago.]

[mini_meatbun]

Uh-huh! In this big thing called a rocket! An' you needa wear this weird lookin' suit with a helmet 'cause you can't breathe in space!

[im_not_the_sun]

A lot of people probably haven't been here before.

...

And what do you mean "two girls"?

[mini_meatbun]

The other kid who was here isn't here anymore an' there's two girls here the nice lady keeps callin' her "daughters" who are sharin' his room! They got here a couple days ago!

[im_not_the_sun]

Wait a minute... when did that happen?

[Yes, he knows you already answered the question. But he's still confused.]