Let's see how this goes....

[mini_meatbun]

[An obviously young-sounding boy is on the phone. For a moment, his voice sounds far away until the voice of a drone woman tells him he's holding the receiver upsidedown, you hold it like this, dear. There you go. If you need me I'll be in the kitchen making cookies.]Hey! The nice lady here told me I can call my friends on this thing! Kooooonzen!

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[mini_meatbun]

Ten-pii! Wow! That lady was right! You wanna come over for cookies?

1/2

[mini_meatbun]

Uhhh.... hold on! I'm gonna ask the lady here where it is!

1/2

[im_not_the_sun]

[Somewhere farther into the house Sazno was sleeping... until an obnoxiously loud voice started yelling random names that he'd never even heard before. He's awake now.]

You stupid monkey! [whack!]

[im_not_the_sun]

[But, wait... this monkey is smaller than usual. Come to think of it, this place doesn't look familiar at all.]

Hey... where the hell are we?

[mini_meatbun]

OW! [Clutches his head] Hey, Konzen, what was that f--

[Oh, wait. This man is like Konzen, but not Konzen....]

....You're not Konzen....

[im_not_the_sun]

Who the hell is Konzen?

[Oh, wait... that's the name that Homura and the Merciful hag keep calling him.]

What happened to you?

[shrunkensaiyan]

Hm? Did someone say cookies?

SO IT BEGINS!

[mini_meatbun]

Uh-huh! The nice lady here is making cookies! You want some?

8D

[shrunkensaiyan]

Sure! What's your name? I'm Son Goku!

This alone is the REAL reason I wanted to app this kid!

[mini_meatbun]

I'm--

HEY! We have the same name! I'm Goku, too!

[thenineisabaka]

We just had something called Halloween, where people give you candy and you make faces in pumpkins to keep all the evil pumpkin spirits away. I think that made the pumpkin really mad, though, cause he threw stuff everywhere.

But I got chocolate!

[mini_meatbun]

THEY GIVE YOU CANDY?!

[thenineisabaka]

Yep!

[mini_meatbun]

THAT IS AMAZING!