ok so its been a while since i properly posted on this thing! some interesting events have occured to me over the last few months! first off i started seeing a girl called faye back in april. this lasted the whole of 6 weeks in which time she invaded the house, stole money off of family members and accused my mum of killing her goldfish. thanks to ( Read more... )

A burglar broke into a house one night ( Read more... )

ok, so after well over 2000 pounds of my hard earned money has gone into my engine i thought i would reveal to the world what it can do! at 6126 rpm, it has valve bounce! in the real world it doesnt go that fast on the road anyway! due to wind resistance it gets to just over 5000 rpm! at 6126 rpm its putting out 58.6 bhp! according to the rollers ( Read more... )

ok, my mini was looking a bit standard and a few bits of rust were starting to rear their ugly heads so i took a week off work, to stay in work (fucking mad i hear you say!) and make her all nice again! i had to replace a section of the passenger side rear quarter as it had started to rust at the bottom and was annoying me. i also wasnt happy with ( Read more... )

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/313/

for all those that remember rainbow on the tv! tooo much inuendo on the kids tv today!

An English ventriloquist visiting Australia walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog ( Read more... )

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fifi the shiney
n. slang for a particular chain of fast-food burger restaurants.
"Dad, are you coming down to fifi the shiney's?"

40 Gypsies died in a massive crash on the motorway and went to heaven.>They turned up at the Pearly Gates and asked St Peter to let them in.>>He said that he didn't have room for all 40 of them. He only had room for>5, so they should go away and think about who would come in.>>A short while later St Peter went to see God and said 'They've gone ( Read more... )

a penguin was driving down the street and his car broke down so he wheeld it to the mechanics. the mechanic said he needed to keep it overnite to see what the problem was .the next day the penguin went to the mechanics to see what the problem was but on the way he got an icecream he ate it . he got it all over his face. he finaly arived at the ( Read more... )