The CAGE questionaire is a 4 question list that folks use to see if you might have an alcohol problem.
Greater than 2 yes answers may suggest you have a problem.
1. Have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
2. Have people annoyed you but critcizing your drinking?
3. Have you evey felt guilty about drinking?
4. Have you ever felt that you needing a drink first thing in the morning to steady your nerves or get rid of a hangover? (eyeopener)
Stolen from Flemco: TACO BELL: A place that sells all of the same ingredients, over and over, in different shapes, mostly to drunkards who should be at home asleep and not out eating a goddamned knot of crappy filth at four o'clock in the morning.
Reply from Julian Black: That has got to be the best one-sentence summation of Taco Hell and everything it stands for ever written. I can't imagine anyone eating that shit while sober. "I love Taco Bell!" could just as easily mean "I have a serious binge drinking problem and need help."