All your eggs are belong to us.

This week's Full Mooners will be a very very good one...

Frankie Boyle
Dara O'Briain
Matt Kirshen


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Another good 'weekend' (for me these last from Thursday-Monday) starting with a truly brilliant Full Mooners and the return of long nights getting trashed with thamshere.
I also went to Brighton and back, ate duck and spent days curled up with the man watching Godfather movies.

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Sideways bike.
Four legged duck.

I realised it's been almost two years since I had a piercing or tattoo, so I decided that now I can, I really should donate blood ( Read more... )

Well even though it seems I have no friends (nothing like failure to drive people away), if there are any of you out there who still give a damn and want to see me, or even if you couldn't care less about me but appreciate decent comedy and late nights out laughing...

From next Thursday (the 15th) and for the next 7 Thursdays I will be found at ( Read more... )

Sitting on the bus, minding my own business, swallowed some water and then bam!
A small gush of blood and puss is running down the side of my face.
Woohoo!

Burst ear drum!

I spent most of today playing with Rohan's wii.
Good fun.

I've had an ear infection since Tuesday, I've been on antibiotics for it since Friday.
While the stabbing crippling pain is lessening the total deafness is worsening.
I keep forgetting that I'm deaf in the left side and upon answering the phone conclude nobody is there and hang up on them.
Sorry about that folks.

Countdown grand final

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