Comments | minimexi: It's not that hard

minimexi

It's not that hard

Jul 24, 2006 09:56

Sometimes a girl just needs a call. I'm not saying I want a major commitment or that we move in together. Just a CALL. You look up my name in your cell address book, press a button, and say "Hi." "Oh, how are you?" "I'm fine. And you?" "Great." "Great." Click. That's all. Just so I know you give a flying fuck about me and anything we might ( Read more... )

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vottleobodka July 24 2006, 15:00:52 UTC

Well, you're not stupid, you're not alone, Guys are ALL shitheads, and I love you.

Ummm...hello!! gibby79 July 25 2006, 02:25:13 UTC

Not ALL guys are shitheads, just the vast majority of them.

And I WOULD call you my dear, but alas, I don't have your number in my cell phone book to just look you up and dial you. So why don't you dial me? 773-726-9861. :)

bdwaybuff July 25 2006, 20:15:10 UTC

Darling, the sad truth is that men are pigs. I'm never quite sure where I fit into this equation, but the men I end up meeting suck too. Get your ass out to NY where the pigs are cuter ;-)

vottleobodka July 27 2006, 03:27:10 UTC

you're not a pig, sass. You're a man who wears a dress...and we love you for that.

and yes, the men you meet DO end up sucking...or is it the other way around? Ba Dum CHING.

bdwaybuff July 27 2006, 11:32:38 UTC

This is turning into a real ROAST, if I do say so myself. Get it? Get it? ROAST? Pigs? Har har. ;) But seriously, I love you guys and can't wait to get to NY. Maybe I can actually manage to meet a man who returns my phone calls, or even better, calls me without needing a reason.