The Jack black reference is still alive and i quote,
From Tenacious D "City hall":

JB:I sorry. I poisoned your wine.
KG: What?
JB: For the good of the land.
KG: I poisoned yours as well.
Together: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Adam I am disappointed you didnt get this one. So so disappointed. :(

I have horrific news. Gabriel Iglesias has been kicked off Last Comic standing for using a cell phone!!!!!!!! wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo All I gotta say is that Chris Porter better win, or I will lose all hope in humanity.

The National League. Why did they lose? Let me ask you one question, How much did Andruw play? You know Andruw Jones Gold glove winner for eight years running. The guy who won the hank Arron award and silver slugger last year, not to mention broke the braves single season home run record and lead the majors in home runs with 51. Yeah he didn't play ( Read more... )

Lots of stuff has happened. To lazy to recount everything. Did go see Laura. We camped, saw tourist traps, and she played some softball. Laura's batting average is .662 and her on base percentage is .702. She kicks ass if you couldn't tell. I think thats enough for now. i just wanted to brag about my gf. yeah one is all you need.

I just want to say that the world cup game this morning was complete bullshit. When a game is tied, you can't give a team a penalty kick unless it is a completely blatant penalty. That bullshit call at the end of the first half was so retarded. Both men went for the header and since the Ghana guy fell down they got a penalty kick? Given there were ( Read more... )

FYI I got a new car on saturday. Its the same type, A4 audi, but its a dark grey/blue and a '03. Old one kept breaking down so i traded it in and got this one. Don't have a name for it yet. comin' on yeah ha (JB from saving silverman).

RIP Eileen aka yard byrd

Does anyone know how to fucking use a stop sign? Moving to a new neighborhood, one with a shit ton of them, i have recently learned that no one knows what to do at a stop sign. Three times today I pulled up to a sign by myself. Then when I tried to turn someone would just coast on through and i would nearly hit them. Then they had the audacity to ( Read more... )

Went to the drive in movie theater last night. Saw MI3 and inside man. Both were disappointing, but that wasn't the real entertainment. The car to the right of us kept on rollin the fattys. That's right pot at the drive in.what has the world come to? But in true drive in fashion there were "relationships" forming. while watching the movie I kept ( Read more... )

I saw the Omen yesterday night(not on 6/6/06, but on the seventh). I kinda tricked my sister into seeing it. She wanted to see a movie, but is horrified by horror movies. She watched most of it with her face in her hands. Compared to the lot of horror movies that have been coming out, this one is good. The only thing I didn't like was Damien could ( Read more... )

So i get all excited and go to the braves game today. "I know they've lost three in a row, but I'm sure they will win today." I actually believed that. Why do the Bravos play with my emotions so? Laura , my gf, is from arizona and of course was sending text messages all day. For example, "ATL must be dirty, because they just got swept." Funny, if ( Read more... )