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[minion_moi]

"There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on

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[_chasaji_]

xDDD!!!

[firstsin]

"Current Music: Sara"

Am I music to your ears? DOES YOUR HEART QUIVER AT THE REPERCUSSION OF EVERY SYLLABLE THAT SLIPS THROUGH MY LIPS?

Because if so...that's kind of creepy.

Poultry. XD

[minion_moi]

I had your abortion!!!!

[firstsin]

Shh! Dammit woman! Don't be spreading our dirty little secrets. >.>;;

Bleeding Wrists

[jaguarhb28]

Hello, we got off to a bad start and I would like to say that I'm sorry. Your problems are more important than everyone else's and I should have known that. The problems of others are insignificant compared to your life, which is filled with failure and depression. Your bourgeois lifestyle is incredibly difficult. Problems such as poverty and hunger fail in comparison to feelings of inferiority. I am a dolt for being insensitive to your problems.

Love,
Andrew

Re: Bleeding Wrists

[minion_moi]

Dear Andrew,

I would like to say fuck you. At the moment I am middle class america but not 2 years ago. Two years ago I was very close to wellfare. So I know what hunger and poverty are exactly like you mindless fucking twit.

Rot in hell,

Carly