I am a Wood Tiger.

[ministersin]

Not to be confused with Tiger Woods.
Not to be Confucius with Tiger Woods. I crack me up.

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[sadie_sunshine]

I am a Fire Tiger.

Funny thing is, I was telling people that years before I knew of its applicable zodiac meaning.

Damn cats.

[ministersin]

Always leaving dead things at the door as gifts.

That would make us a very dangerous pair. Glad we don't end up in the same room very often. Your fire burns my wood. Ewww. That is the most childish innuendo ever I think. I take it back. Consumes my wood? No. That sounds like something from a love poem.

Sometimes I just can't say anything right. You is are tiger. I is am Tiger. You wood. Me fire. Fire bad for wood.

The end.