Yesterday I was on the train and there was some woman sitting behind me being gross. This woman was chewing gum more cowishly than I have ever heard a person chew gum. It was pretty irritating, but not as irritating as the fart she gave off around clarkson. The air thickened with the scent of it. Then she quietly got up and left the train.

1. If it's bigger than you, don't try to fight with it ( Read more... )

1. Both Stacey and I are awesome ( Read more... )

#1. Do not make any decision, whether minor or major, while you are drunk (or have had a couple of drinks and still insist that you are sober.) It will always be a bad idea ( Read more... )

-If I found white powder in a gym, and then got a postcard in the mail (which was a mass-mailed postcard - an advertisement from South Carolina) my first reaction would be "fucking messy kids... fucking junk mail"  not "who you gonna call!?!?"

-If it weren't for the ultimate crappiness of Pay-As-You-Go and their painful long distance rates - I'd be ( Read more... )

It looked like this:


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Today will be the first time that I step into 222 St. Paul street #302 and it'll be my apartment. That's so weird! Colin came by to drop off my keys last night. He'd just taken Michelle to go see the place. They said that the girls who had just moved out left us a cactus and that it was the most frightening cactus either of them had ever seen. Bad ( Read more... )

I took the whole week off because I got sick. I went to a grand total of ONE class in the past week, and it was a vocal workshop which isn't even usually on my timetable. Since that, I stayed in bed complaining and proofreading my housemates' papers, while guilting myself over having not written my own ( Read more... )

I only just noticed how I never really title my LJ entries... Maybe I suck ( Read more... )

This week has actually been a bit fucked... 2 guys got kicked out of residence for smashing 8 car windshields with a hockey stick, (and I guess the cocaine didn't really help their case...) and 2 doors down (Colin's house) got broken into on Monday night while me and Colin were in Niagara. Whole heap of stuff got stolen from the A-room, and the ( Read more... )