The World's A Stage

[minjii]

Bored. Tired. Exhausted.
Seeing my RP muses have been withering out the past month and my hiatus is ending soon, I'm making this a...

RP-Only Spam Post

Bring whoever you got. Any time is fine for the most part (except the sleep hours of the Eastern time zone.) All characters of any series welcome, even those of series I have NO CLUE about. OCs too.

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[misterunionjack]

GODDAMN IT. I SWEAR, THE NEXT TIME ONE OF YOU BUGGERS MENTIONS A WORD ABOUT MY EYEBROWS, EDGEWISE OR OTHERWISE, YOU WILL ALL DIE A CRISPY DEATH OVER A CAMPFIRE BURNING COW EXCREMENT.

[nouveaunorth]

... ... ...Your brows?

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[misterunionjack]

FUCKING HELL, WHAT DID I JUST SA --

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[misterunionjack]

[Ohshit.] Matthew, what are you doing here.

[nouveaunorth]

[Hello daddy. ♥] I was wondering what the shouting was about. Did someone or something upset you?

[misterunionjack]

[Hullo there~] Yes, very much -- but never you mind, it's not important. [He holds out a hand.] Want to stroll round the area? I would find it calming.

hi there! hijacking now.

[andouillette]

[Takes the hand.]

Being a gentleman now, are we~?

Mun is fangirling now.

[nouveaunorth]

Okay~--

[Slightly taken aback when someone else beats him to Arthur's hand]

... Oh! Father Francis! Hello~

1/4 Hijack away~

[misterunionjack]

You --

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[misterunionjack]

SODDING WINE BASTARD! [He rips his hand away --]

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[misterunionjack]

[ -- and points, for great justice!] OFF WITH YOUR HEAD GET THE OUT OF MY BLASTED THROWING RANGE, YOU GIT. I'll have you know that's a thousand feet!

[andouillette]

Non, no throwing~ Tossing cabers is your brother's speciality, is it not? Unless you are willing to don the kilt, no undergarments~? I have no problem with that.

[Offers a hand to little Canada instead♥] My, you become cuter every day. Unlike a certain someone whose brows simply get more atrocious with each passing hour. Shall we go for a walk together?

[misterunionjack]

[England attempts to shove France (and thus the Frenchman's hand) out of the way.] I asked first! Why are you always so bloody intent on ruining my evenings, eh. Eh.

Pfft I'm a slow typer

[nouveaunorth]

[Does not like the squabbling!] M-maybe I could walk with father Arthur then father Francis next? Is that okay...?

[andouillette]

[Tut tut. This won't do.]

C'est quoi le problème? Are England's miserable walks so precious? He'll just talk about the weather, tu sais...

[Bumps England aside, offering his hand to Canada again.] Just take my hand and then we can depart from the presence of this insignificant fool~

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[misterunionjack]

'INSIGNIFICANT' -- [He makes a choking noise, regains his balance -- and bumps France aside for good measure! England shakes his fist at the older nation.] I can't believe this! You -- You!