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[minnesnowtah]

Gosh darn it Sven.

Stop making us look bad.

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[lakesyaknow]

The hell am I making us look bad?! This can spur tourists too, ya know.

I fail to see how this makes us look bad.

[minnesnowtah]

Look, I'll let anyone attend churches, it would be against da book ta say no. But now ya up and made us look like a bunch a' San Franciscan harlots.

[lakesyaknow]

Yer the one making us look bad! Do I have to remind ya of the movie Fargo.

When people make a movie bashing Minneapolis for being the gayest City, I'll give ya a call.

[minnesnowtah]

Y-you take that back ya ya...ya...

[ She tightens her fists and stomps her foot down ]

Yer just jealous cuz I held on ta my roots and ya just up and followed a trend.

[devilwentdownto]

He tilted his head in confusion.
How... d'ya mean?

[minnesnowtah]

He's being a attention whore.

[ She shows him the article ]

[devilwentdownto]

Tha's... um... okay?
...
Really?

[minnesnowtah]

Yeah, ya don't brag about these kindsa things.

[show_me_rivers]

[ Big smiles all around! ]

I don't think ya look bad at all, honey.

[minnesnowtah]

[ She flushes. Lou can easily distract her ]

Aww, yer too sweet. That reminds me, I think I promised ya ta go ice fishin' or somethin' like that.

[show_me_rivers]

I'll take ya! Would ya like to go right now?

[ Act quick! Before some other guy with a fondness for adorable farm girls busts in the room and asks her. ]

[minnesnowtah]

'Course I would! Do ya have the right kinda coat? sometimes it gets could in da fishing houses ya know?

[aviational]

At least your cities aren't infamous for being deep in poverty...

[minnesnowtah]

Ya gotta point... though Minneapolis was called Murderapolis fer a while der, ya know?