The world is too cruel, perfection being only temporary. For now, I'll shove aside those thoughts and pretend I don't know ( Read more... )

We're at my flat in London, as he's a stubborn sonofabitch and insisted upon digging up his bloody passport and following me. I've come to realise rather quickly that we're about equal in our stubborness. Stubborn cheeky wanker. Of course I mean that only endearingly ( Read more... )

I am so coming home ( Read more... )

I spent the afternoon with Victoria Beckham ( Read more... )

This three-icon shit makes me rotate my icons everyday, and then I'm not satisfied with them, and then I have to rotate again and make sure they're just right, and again, and again...the again and again and again would seem awful repetitive, so I'll cut if off here ( Read more... )

New York City, centre of the universe...

Maybe so. I came to New York to visit some friends, and I've having a simply smashing time, thanks to the dashing Mags and Jake. I was thinking of dropping by to see a few other people, but with the two of them, my time is wisely spent, and I'm not sure if I want to make time for other people. I may pay ( Read more... )

I have a dinner date tonight with a cheeky American lad. This is where I should go and wrack through my luggage for something to wear, and change somewhere around 24895067932 times. I probably should have started getting ready hours ago, drat and double drat ( Read more... )

I am still on a jet and I am in a quandry. When you are on an international flight, squished between two obese individuals, you thank God because he gave you the genes that allowed you to be petite, and your mind wanders onto other things too much. I've thought a lot tonight. Things I shouldn't be thinking about. I want to thank d_beckham for putting up ( Read more... )

justin_theroux, the latest addition to my harem.

You should all add him now because I said so. :-*

Three lines. Take that, Adam.

Well, I am currently on a jet to the States to kidnap the Gyllenhaals and make them my slaves forever, and also to stop in and see that smashing Berry woman. She was a Bond girl recently, I think, maybe you've heard of her ( Read more... )