for those of you clueless, tom and i have been going thru the ludicrous news that we've read.
first of all, evidentally alaskan king crabs can get claws up to 5 feet long. we thought about this, and realized one of these could eat our apartment for breakfast. it was then decided that if we harnessed this resource, we could have a new bulletproof marine force that could land anywhere and take over any country and scare the shit out of everyone.
the anti-matter bomb was in reference to the airforce putting millions of dollars in that direction. anti-matter is... interesting. i think 1.25 pounds of it could not only knock our moon from orbit, but explode it into billions of tiny pieces.
as a result, we've decided that an alaskan king crab carrying an anti-matter bomb would make our brains explode, just at the concept.
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What a great dream.
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Alaskan King Crab with an anti-matter bomb
RARARR!
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::makes cautious pincer motions::
for those of you clueless, tom and i have been going thru the ludicrous news that we've read.
first of all, evidentally alaskan king crabs can get claws up to 5 feet long. we thought about this, and realized one of these could eat our apartment for breakfast. it was then decided that if we harnessed this resource, we could have a new bulletproof marine force that could land anywhere and take over any country and scare the shit out of everyone.
the anti-matter bomb was in reference to the airforce putting millions of dollars in that direction. anti-matter is... interesting. i think 1.25 pounds of it could not only knock our moon from orbit, but explode it into billions of tiny pieces.
as a result, we've decided that an alaskan king crab carrying an anti-matter bomb would make our brains explode, just at the concept.
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