Now I remember why my sister and I shouldn't live in the same house.

Yeah, SNL has sucked, to varying degrees, since about 1995. But this is goddamn hilarious.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolan_Bolan

Man, no fair. This guy stole my fake-name ten years before I was born, and his father's that jackass from T. Rex! I gotta defend my honour.

ROLAN BOLAN I AM READY TO FIGHT.

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Nhhh. It's minus eleven outside, homicidal icicles hang above the door like the Sword of Damocles, and I gotta go out and write an exam.

Stupid London winters.

Man, it's gonna be one of those weeks.

Goddammit, Kansas.

Man. I don't feel twenty.

( No surprise here. )

Stop - what's that sound?
It's the death rattle of this rusty old town.
Stop - listen again.
It's the sound of laughter all along the Thames.

Hey - what's my line?
Do I have to stay here 'til the end of time?
I'm - good lookin' and bright.
I wanna see life after ten at night.