On the disadvantages of central heating and shared air

[minoto]

My place totally smells like bacon right now. Normally, that would be considered a good thing, but this time, I'm not the one cooking it!

Comments

[jealousjapan]

That's still a good thing, though, to me at least.

[minoto]

It wasn't the scent that annoyed me; it was the fact that it made me want bacon and I didn't have any! I'll have to fix that the next time I go shopping.

[jealousjapan]

Try licorice bacon!!!

[minoto]

Is there actually such a thing? Then again, I've actually made bacon caramel, so I suppose anything truly is possible!

[jealousjapan]

Put some licorice in a skillet with some sweet butter - sautee (I can't spell anymore). Take out a dozen eggs..and stare at them - VIOLA!!!!!!!!!!!