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acissejlates: my love my love how I love thee
DancingxPenguins: my love my love, to love me, you must pay a fee!
acissejlates: oo and what fee is that
DancingxPenguins: to wine and dine me only in the most extravagant places
DancingxPenguins: to take me to the farthest corners of the earth
acissejlates: to soothe you with my carressing words that float and hover over you like a shield, a shield that protects my true love
DancingxPenguins: my love, your words are soothing like the sound of the waves
DancingxPenguins: your words make me tremble
DancingxPenguins: as well
DancingxPenguins: they are filled with such passion that my knees become weak!!
DancingxPenguins: WEAK I TELL YOU!! WEAK!!
acissejlates: lmfao rofl
acissejlates: your weakness makes my heart flutter a thousand beats a minute like the beats and rhytm of you
DancingxPenguins: so weak that i drop to the floor overwhelmed with such passion!
acissejlates: dude this is too much
DancingxPenguins: hahaha
acissejlates: I cant breath
DancingxPenguins: oh my darling, how i long to see your sweet face before the night comes
acissejlates: your words are like music that serenades my ears and soothes and satisfied my longing for you
DancingxPenguins: lets bathe in the river tonight, we can stare at the luminous moon together sculpted as perfect and round as your bottom
acissejlates: you shall rest your head on my bottom and exclaim over its cushyness lmfao sry
DancingxPenguins: cushyness????
acissejlates: -shrug-
DancingxPenguins: dude, thats a no no in shakespearan language
acissejlates: I dont know how to spell cushiness
acissejlates: lol
DancingxPenguins: you should've said tenderness!
DancingxPenguins: hahaha
acissejlates: omg
acissejlates: I should hav
acissejlates: I didnt think of that
acissejlates: damn it
acissejlates: replay
DancingxPenguins: eh its okay
DancingxPenguins: no no
acissejlates: you shall rest your head on my bottom and exclaim over its tenderness
DancingxPenguins: hahaha
acissejlates: haha
DancingxPenguins: yes, and we will have the most romantic moments together, you will release such great bodily gases that will propel me forward sleek as the movement of a squid
acissejlates: ROFL
acissejlates: we shall bask in our delectable gases and relish in the fragrance of love that we send through our most intimate parts
DancingxPenguins: oh god..thats too much
DancingxPenguins: lets run away tonight!
DancingxPenguins: lets meet by the bridge 2 hours before dawn
acissejlates: okay iilll be there ill waiit forever for you
DancingxPenguins: oh my love
DancingxPenguins: we shall run away together, and fnd the worlds greatest treasures
DancingxPenguins: we will travel to the arctics and make love on the ice side by side with the penguins
DancingxPenguins: we shall battle against pirates and sailll the open sea!
DancingxPenguins: -sings-
acissejlates: lol
acissejlates: alright I must bid you adieu but not for long until on morrow my love adieu adieu adieu
DancingxPenguins: we will meet again
DancingxPenguins: parting is such sweet sorrow
DancingxPenguins: but alas, i will see you morrow
DancingxPenguins: adieu my love!!!
DancingxPenguins: ADIEUUU I SAY!
acissejlates: adieu mi amori
DancingxPenguins: just leave me!!!
DancingxPenguins: -heaves in great sobs-
DancingxPenguins: and dont pay child support!
DancingxPenguins: (I dont know what the hell im saying)