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  so tonite we went shopping in sac @ arden. that was fun. then when we were coming back, guess what happened. i decided to go down the wrong way of the street and then guess who was waiting there for me.... yeah stupid 5-0! dumb cop. he was jsut waiting there for us stupid college kids that decided to cut down the street, even though it is the ( Read more... )

Once a lonely caterpillar sat and cried
To a sympathetic beetle by his side
I've got nobody to hug
I'm such an ug-i-ly bug

Then a spider and a dragonfly replied
If you're serious and want to win a bride
Come along with us, to the glorious annual ugly bug ball

Come on let's crawl (gotta crawl gotta crawl)
To the ugly bug ball (to the ball to the ball)
And a ( Read more... )

what ever happened to my luch box
did it disappear along with my childhood
was is washed down the drain with my sorrows
did somebody violently take it away
or did i throw it out?

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hOtMaNa44: you taking Gunther was you declaring war... ITS ON!

bring it, you dirty man!

i don't like being called kelly belly or jelly belly kelly or anything that rhymes with kelly. simply call me kelly or kel dogg. if you follow that, then maybe you'll see gunther again. just maybe. until then he's my hostage.

so last week, katelyn and i went to a chinese restaurant for dinner away from the dc. of course, we both got fortune cookies. my fortune was quite fitting:

"Nothing in the world is accomplished with out passion (in bed)."

damn straight!

same old shit, loads of homework. yay ( Read more... )