Facebook Fun: After This, “Bannerman” Has No Meaning
Taz Bryan: We have made Bruce Bannerman a Fetlife profile. What are his fetishes
These will be listed.
Rules:
You must Tag him in every post
No STDS
No Felonies
Tweety Workman Thompson: Bruce Bannerman enjoys drinking cherry flavor-aid while watching 80s Saturday Morning Cartoons while wearing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles underoos. Let's call this the 80s cherryoo fetish.
TB: Underoos are listed but so is Underoos lap-dance lol Bruce Bannerman
TWT: Bruce Bannerman has a snuggie fetish. (Is that one on the list?)
TB: Yes. Bruce Bannerman
TWT: I made an account last night. I think that was a poor life decision on my part, but it's for research purposes. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Also, Bruce Bannerman .
Dot Fischer: Bruce Bannerman has an IHOP syrup fetish
TB: How does Licking syrup off of tits in a Ihop Bathroom sound For Bannerman. it's a real one
TWT: Bruce Bannerman has a fetish for drawing coatracks like his French girls.
TB: I am Putting Iphone as one of Bannerman's
TWT: Bruce Bannerman has a Siri fetish, specifically where she talks dirty to him as he prepares exciting salads while dressed as a fireman.
TB: Bannerman like Talking Dirty to Siri
TB: So considering Bannerman's name is MrBoPeep. I believe that implies that he either likes to dress up as Little BoPeep and have sex with women dressed like sheep or a Reverse gangbang with women dressed up as Little BoPeep and her sheep.
DF: ^ How limiting, Taz! Bannerman, may like both.
TWT: Bruce Bannerman should remember that most sheep use "baa" as their safeword.
DF: Bannerman likes computer play. "Oh yeah, you wanna put that drive in my port? Yeah you do. You're gonna download all those files, aren't you? Gonna fill up my folders with all your files? Oh, I don't know if you have enough space for all that. You'll need more RAM. So much RAM."
TB: Dot should write a dirty version of The Little BoPeep story for Bannerman's profile
DF: That takes effort and effort is not on my fetish list
TB: Bannerman is into Making Home Movies and Burlesque
TB: Because i am always tring to get Bannerman to do it he gets Nipple Piercing
TWT: How about male breastfeeding with nipple piercing? (Bruce Bannerman )
TB: You know I am a little disappointed that Gonzo and Maggie. didn't get involved in this one. i bet they could have come up with some good ones for Bruce Bannerman .
Gonzo Haller: Work has been busy, and I can't tag from the app
TB: Don't worry we will make sure it's repeated with a Tag to Bruce Bannerman
TWT: I finally got to look at Bruce Bannerman 's profile. I laughed so hard that snot came out of my nose. Good job.
TB: Thank i would hope Bruce Bannerman would be proud.
GH: Bruce Bannerman has a bad grammar and spelling text fetish
"U makes me so's hormy"
TB: Bannerman do indeed have a bad grammar and spelling text fetish
TB: Bannerman Is into self important bitches. lol
TB: Bannerman is into "the hammer is my penis"
TWT: Bruce Bannerman has a Lifetime movie fetish. He likes crying while jerking off.
TWT: Bruce Bannerman enjoys pie fucking. But not cake.
TWT: Bruce Bannerman likes dressing up in a clown suit and flogging himself. Because clowns are evil and deserve to be beaten (until morale improves...)
TWT: We have a fetish thread for Bruce Bannerman , but not for everyone else. What are some of the random things we here at DFF get hot and excited over?
TWT: I get excited at the idea of being a size small, so by shopping in the men's department, Tweety Workman Thompson has a crossdressing fetish.
TWT: Peach Trench has a fetish for watching Neco hump things.
DF: Peach Trench has a hot cheese and ranch fetish
TWT: Roo Huynh and Tweety Workman Thompson both have the "we love watching broody, breathtakingly handsome young men suffer and angst" fetish.
TWT: Dot Fischer has a like button fetish.
DF: Dot Fischer & Roo Huynh have introduced Peach Trench to the lovely fetish for McDonald's Shamrock Shakes.
TWT: ^ That is the grossest fetish I've seen on here so far.
DF: Dot Fischer, Roo Huynh, Peach Trench, & Snow Dukart all have a fetish for those tiny-spooned free-tastes of all the flavors of gelato at Paciugo.
DF: Yakko Wilkes has a fetish for gluten-free food. He gives brownie points for those who are willing to indulge this sick fetish with him. Which can be traded for actual brownies. But these actual brownies are gluten-free and thus only taste vaguely like real food. It's the gastronomical equivalent of consensual non-consent.
Peach Trench: Peach Trench, Dot Fischer, Roo Huynh & Snow Dukart force Stewie Edstrom to join in on there Disney paraphernalia fetish.....
PT: *their* Peach Trench has a ftish for correcting her never-ending facebook speliing mistakes
PT: *FETISH*
PT: *SPELLING*
DF: Peach Trench is so hot right now^
DF: Peach Trench has a fetish for things so shiny and cute they make weaker mortals' eyes bleed.
Stewie Edstrom: Peach, stay away from my badges...
PT: ............................................NO........................................
Yakko Wilkes: Dot Fischer Has a fetish for liking thing on Facebook.
DF: Yakko Wilkes has a fetish for not reading previous DFF posts^
YW: Dot Fischer has a fetish for excellent authors of Sci Fi/Fantasy (Gaiman, Whedon, Stephanie Meyers...)
DF: ^ Really, you're going to speak THAT name among the names of writing gods. For shame, Yakko Wilkes, your fetish for blasphemy is showing
YW: Dot Fischer has a fetish for Masturbating with rolled up extra copies of 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer" comic books.
DF: Don't judge. Shut-up; yours are weirder.
DF: Tweety Workman Thompson & Dot Fischer have a fetish for planning a big, fat, poly wedding with the entire cast of Buffy--not the actors, the characters.
TWT: It's not a love triangle, it's a love dodecahedron.
YW: Dot Fischer has fetish for beating up clowns.
TWT: Apparently, I have the "burn your mouth with hot tea" fetish, because I seem to do it every fucking week. If you need me, 'll be over here sucking on this ice cube (Which is also a fetish).
YW: Dot Fischer is a true MASOCHIST. She made herself read BOTH of Sarah Palin's books, and George W. Bush's book. She did this, while not at gunpoint. Masochism...pure masochism.
DF: Which is nothing compared to the unfettered sadism of you making me sit through your interpretive dance performance of them^.
YW: Don't kid yourself, I don't dance. However, your enthusiastic insistance on seeing me read 'Decision Points' while impersonating George W. Bush makes me question your political motives.
TWT: ^ What do you mean "political" motives? I think she just wanted to make you suffer.
DF: What can I say, I'm often misquoted as saying that I love big, dumb animals.