Facebook Fun: How Zombies Procreate
Dot Fischer: Gah, I have succumbed. After an awesome weekend of Shatner, Glee karaoke, flaming drinks, green beer, drunken dancing, and pie, I am suffering the afterness of badness. I have contracted the zombie plague.
I'm going to blame Stewie and his wayward tongue. :P
Peach Trench: NOOOO!!!!!!
DF: One cannot have so much fun without some repercussion.
PT: True true
DF: Sooo sleepy. Wanna go home.
PT: Aw you are working with the plague?
DF: Yes. My coworker is out this week--in freakin' Mexico--so I can't take off any time this week. Plus, what kind of zombie would I be if I didn't spread the disease?
PT: You just want a zombie apocalypse so we can practice our survival skills!
DF: But I would be on the other side!
...unless I converted all of you. Then we can brain-hunt together. Awww!
PT: Exactly!
PT: Zombie-bonding
DF: Aww, I wanna zombie-bond with you all forevers!
Stewie Edstrom: You're welcome!!
DF: My cough drops are trying to be the bossy lovechild of a fortune cookie and a personal trainer; why? I already feel like crap; I really don't need to hear "Don't try harder. Do harder!" or "Keep your chin up." from my throat-soothers.
Though, I am a fan of "You got it in you." If only for the "in bed" game aspect.
SE: Out someone's fetish.... Go!
SE: Dot Fischer has a thing for being packed like sardines into large freight containers. Oddly enough, that's how she got to the states.
Taz Bryan: oh forgot to say over the weekend Bannerman added Furby sex and raping furby to his fetish list
Tweety Workman Thompson: Stewie Edstrom has a fetish for dressing up as Superman and eating bananas.
SE: I was wondering how long it would take to get a Bannerman fetish listed.
TWT: Tweety Workman Thompson, Dot Fischer and Roo Huynh have a fetish for watching Joss Whedon characters writhe in agony, then brood for weeks after.
TB: ^ oh don't think that just because you say it for someone else Bruce Bannerman isn't into it too.
TB: Stewie Edstrom like to show off his Moose Knuckles
SE: ^ I have 5 of them... Figure that one out.
TB: Gonzo Haller like to talk about Opera
TB: Dot like to wear a Leather Girl Scout outfit and sell her cookies
TWT: ^ Everyone in Friday Gang likes to buy Dot's cookies, but with monopoly money they stuff down her official Girl Scout corset.
TB: Tinky-Tinky is into NOTHING
TWT: He's into the Pay Rent Late fetish.
PT: Stewie Edstrom is into everything taht Bruce Bannerman is into....so everything.
PT: *THAT* dammit
Snow Dukart: The friday gang like to change genders at will so that they may create even more fetishes for themselves
Maggie El-Fakahany: Stewie Edstrom must have a bestiality fetish because he is dating a sexy chick.
TWT: Stewie Edstrom like jerking it to boy band music vids.
SE: ^ New Kids on the Block give me a stiffy...
DF: Dot Fischer is heavily involved in a consensual non-consent relationship with her snarky cough drops, in which she plays the "in bed game" whenever it tells her things like "Flex your 'can do' muscle." or "It's yours for the taking." I'm pretty sure, in return, the cough drops are purposefully tasting like sale-price, sugar-free shit. Nothing about this is healthy.
DF: Okay, someone needs to have a talkin'-to to my cold; I swear I safeworded a while ago. Can it stop now, please?
RH: Your cold really likes its dubious consent.
DF: It did not read up on proper kink etiquette.
DF: Can I haz cuddles now?
TWT: ^ you need a penguin.
DF: Tweety Workman Thompson is into penguin cuddles; I think this is a good idea.
SE: ^ Nope , but here is a healthy dose of pink eye for you.
DF: Can someone please give this jerk^ syphilis already?
SE: JOKE IS ON YOU! I already have it... wait...
DF: BITCH^! Don't make me laugh; it fuckin' hurts!
RH: Someone has a fetish for tropical diseases.
TWT: I thought you had a fetish for painful laughter
DF: Okay, I give. Painkillers here I come. This cold/flu has made me feel like I've been flayed. It's to the point where I'd rather stay at work overnight just so I wouldn't have to move.
Stewie Edstrom likes this.
DF: Stewie Edstrom, THIS IS ALL YOUR FREAKIN' FAULT!
SE: THAT'S RIGHT! GIVE IN TO THE DARKNESS!!
SE: YOU HATEFUL PERSON! GROW SOME LABIAS!
DF: I can't; see above^ I've been flayed!
TWT: I hope you brought your blankie and penguin.
DF: I have on a sweatshirt, a wool coat, a fleece blanket, knitted gloves, and three pillows to cuddle. I am still cold. And people are running around my office in shorts and tank tops.
I haven't felt this bad since Tina and her infamous baby-germs. Jason, what the hell have you been touching?!
SE: My colon...
TWT: Painkiller... >.>;;;
Judas Priest - Painkiller
PT: Oh Stewie, why doesn't that surprise me? Who started the plague this time? I am going to blame babies somehow or the lack thereof.