Facebook Fun: Geek-Mating
Sylvester Thompson: We've probably done this before, but I don't care... Nerdy pickup lines!
Maggie El-Fakahany: I wouldn't know any since I have never been anything less than absolutely cool.
Stewie Edstrom: Your delusion is sexy.
MEF: Most things about my psychosis are.
MEF: You take my breathe away faster than asthma
MEF: You are so beautiful you made my heart stop, much like a myocardial infarction.
Gonzo Haller: You are so enchanting that Frodo would need to travel to Mt. Doom to destroy you
GH: You are so pretty. If I ever slept with you I might find true happiness and lose my soul
Tweety Workman Thompson: If you were an elf, you'd so be prettier than Liv Tyler.
TWT: Not even wild dragons could keep us apart.
TWT: function obtainGirlfriend(event:AwkwardSocialEvent):void {
if (potentialMate.selection==null) {
return;
}
else (potentialMate.selection.reply=="I like dragons and Joss Whedon shows") {
gotoandfuck(myplace);
}
}
Hal Dahlquist: I'll be in my bunk.
Peach Trench: I wanna rescue you from the castle and have you go down my pipes
TWT: So we'll fight against the wind for the glory of the kings
To defeat the evil enemies
And we'll ride with our lord for the power and the throne
in the name of holy thuuuuudeeeerFORCE.
SE: code injection call to obtainGirlfriend(event:AwkwardSocialEvent):void{
documnet.write( var BAC = 0.8);
edit (potentialMate.selection.reply == null)
document.writeln(Nice shoes, Let's fuck);
/end injection
TWT: ^ Shouldn't it be more like var BAC > 0.8?
TWT: Or for Peach, var BAC > 0.00001
PT: I'm assuming this is alchohol or insanity related right?
MEF: I want to ejaculate my genetic material into a variety of your orifices.
SE: Well, code injection doesn't have to institute a conditional. obtainGF can be called and depending on the placement of the BAC line, you can be automatically at .8 as soon as you start moving through the function. :P
SE: AKA... my words have alcohol on them.
PT: <(gibberish); void// {code} {make not sense totpeach}-==
SE: ^ Fuck... We broke Peach. C:\>Format Peach:
GH: If you want my cheat code it's up, down, up, down, left, right, up, down. Don't push the buttons to hard or you'll get to the finally early
TWT: Maybe I should have phrased it more like this:
var output:BAC > 0.00001;
trace("Hi Peach");
TWT: And I'm sure we're speaking different programming languages. I'm an AS3 kinda girl myself.
SE: Yeah. I have Javascript on the brain after last night.
Dot Fischer: Now...fight! Fight for geeky supremacy!
SE: ^ Why? Jessica and I are both better than you, so what's the point? :P
DF: I fully admit to my rather shallow geek credentials. I'm okay with that.
TWT: I'm working on a retarded quiz game, which is basically a huge fucking list of conditionals.
DF: ^ Game, set, match. Win goes to the lady.
TWT: Now I'm tempted to code a DFF quiz game. >.>;;;;;
TWT: And Dot, it's ok. There are different brands of geek. You're totally a literary geek.
DF: No, it's been decided. Peach and I are "gnorks;" just a touch of "geek" and "nerd" with a liberal splash of "dork."
DF: Plus, look^! A silent "g!" There aren't enough words with silent "g"s.
TWT: I fucking hate silent letters. That was the first thing I decided when I invented my super-nerdy fake language. NO SILENT LETTERS.
DF: If it makes you feel any better, we can pronounce it "G'norks," but it seems phonetically clumsy.
TWT: But apostrophes win in fantasy languages, so it's ok.
TWT: Also, you should make it G'nörks for extra nerdy flavor.
Timon T Hughes: My WoW server's down for the night; wanna come over and read Encyclopedia Britannica?
DF: My WoW server's down for the night; looks like it's time to break out the flogger and rope, hon.
HD: My WoW server's down for the night; looks like it's time to break out the Sit 'N' Spin
SE: ^ Looks like it was used far too much... Now it is called Sit N' Awkward call to doctor.
TWT: Looks like my WoW server just came back up. Do you want to head over to Goldshire, strip naked and /me at each other on the mailbox?
DF: Looks like my WoW server just came back up...but I think if you move your leg over there and hold your arm like that and then I'll bend my back like this and tilt my neck like this, we can totally do it while we play; how freakin' hot is that?!
TWT: ^ People have done that.
DF: You don't have to tell me; I've meet them.
DF: Scientific studies show that the average orgasm burns 100 calories, so...if we have lots of sex, that means I don't have to work out this week, right? I think we need to test this theory. You know, for science.
TWT: Baby, your charisma's high enough that you could easily be a sorcerer or a bard.
ST: I've been checking out your back-end development. Mind if I test the user experience?