HAY GUYZ THIS IS MY FICTIONAL CHARACTER HIS NAME GARY ( Read more... )

You know, you guys all have interesting things going on and all, but I'm just... bleh. My brain has ceased to function. I have proof.


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Today was spent going through the garage, digging through things that haven't seen the light of day since 1972 so that we can finally park in there. Going through my childhood papers, I saw a collection of hand-made books I had written when I was five. Little did I know that as a young child I had written the original screenplay to Snakes on a ( Read more... )

Hentai ( Read more... )

I'm going to say it. I'm about to say it. Here I go ( Read more... )

Hay guyz,

Have you ever seen something so horrifically shitty that you wanted to make fun of it but couldn't because it's so bad you can't keep yourself from producing actual tears?

Somehow, I get this feeling most often on myspace.

Why yes this is a stupid post oh look:


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RIGHT NOW I'M WORKING ON A HUGE APPLICATION FOR A SCHOOL I AM NOT GOING TO GO TO. I AM ON MY 50TH ESSAY I SWEAR IF I HAVE TO DO ANOTHER ESSAY SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET HURT. I AM SO TIRED OF WRITING FREAKING ESSAYS FOR NO REASON.

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

The easiest-for-the-lulz sport in the world is Finding Stupid on Myspace. All it takes is one click.

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I usually never get sick, but I had teh aids yesterday. I'm feeling better now, thank goodness. I thought I was going to end up blind in my right eye ( Read more... )

I maed an image macro

What you guys think?

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