Today in a nutshell

[minuetcat]

From my calendar:

"Last time we asked for prayer for Jerry Butler's foot. After nine months of various treatments, it's finally all gone."

(in a church bulletin)

Comments

[fourcorners]

Jerry Butler was a heathen, and now he has to use crutches. If he doesn't find the Lord, soon, they'll make his other foot go away too

[minuetcat]

Let us pray that Jerry and his family find the light of the Lord soon...otherwise, they'll find themselves forced into the light of an oncoming train.

[fourcorners]

Hah. Most witty