cook or die

[minus5pts]

Cons:

• Two assassins.
  
• One liger.
  
• One woman who reputedly puts brains into jars.
  
• Repeated death threats.
  
• Voi.

Pros:

• Fantastic kitchen.

To stay or not to stay? Tough call. Does anyone know where I can find groceries in the middle of the ocean? There must be a place. A traveling ship? A mail-order catalogue?

In other news, dinner is served.

Comments

[utskushiinanami]

So far I like Achilles the best.

[scoppio_di_ira]

Achilles?

[utskushiinanami]

It's a better name than Whiskey or Squalo Jr.

[scoppio_di_ira]

For once you might be right.

[onewith_russia]

The pickled brains? Sounds lovely.

[minus5pts]

You take aesthetic pleasure in internal organs?

[onewith_russia]

You can use them for emergency rations.

[minus5pts]

I suppose you can, but wouldn't you rather use, I don't know, emergency rations instead?

[nogoodtuna]

Oh, you're on Xanxus's ship.

[minus5pts]

Do you know him?

[nogoodtuna]

Yes, unfortunately.

Er, good luck on that ship!

[minus5pts]

Is it likely that I'll need it?

[tooshiny]

i wish i had a brain jar.

[minus5pts]

I could get you a rinsed pickle jar.

[tooshiny]

could i have the cow brain in it?

[minus5pts]

There isn't a cow brain at the moment. Next time we get a cow aboard, though, I will save the brain for you.

[chameleongun]

I see you've survived.

[minus5pts]

Y...es, I have. ...Didn't your username belong to someone else before?

[chameleongun]

Same person. That hasn't changed.

[minus5pts]

You seem... different.