on the bright side, we now have a lot of souffle

[minus5pts]

The kitchen is a fine sanctuary from the daily madness aboard this ship, but it seems that I've missed some important events. For instance, is there a man (man?) with a green mohawk wandering around our ship? And is it true that we're getting more crew members? I do hope they're not robots

Comments

[chocogun]

And why should I care, exactly?

[minus5pts]

It's more of a personal record than a competition for now, but I'm sure something will come up.

[chocogun]

Tsh, are you really that bored?

[minus5pts]

I wouldn't say bored. Trapped on a ship with a bunch of assassins and a liger, sure. But that's rarely boring.

[minus5pts]

I try to resist, but their stupidity compels me.

[doubleppk]

What exactly is this point system? Something about food? How do you go up or down on the scale?

[minus5pts]

Normally, you'd go up the scale by baking delicious bread. However, as you can imagine, that's not too common. Maybe I should start giving out logic puzzles or something.

[doubleppk]

Oh. I can't cook.

Sometimes my ramen isn't so bad.

[daienkai_entei]

You can't cook?

[tooshiny]

can you really deduct points on people?

[minus5pts]

Of course I can. I'm a judge.

[tooshiny]

sounds like a waste of time.

[minus5pts]

And what important mission have you devoted your time to?

[marinegrandpa]

So... everyone is in a contest now?

[minus5pts]

Life is a contest.

[marinegrandpa]

Am I winning?!

[minus5pts]

Well, you current have zero points, which is as good as anyone else. So I suppose you are.