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minus5pts

I never got her name

May 12, 2009 19:42

It is probably too late to mention this, but nevertheless... To the young woman I spoke with at the party last week: your cupcakes rendered me unconscious. I believe some of the berries might have fermented poison. I woke four hours later with nausea, double vision, and the agonizing sensation that my brain was attempting to chew through my skull ( Read more... )

cupcakes are awesome too, bread is awesome

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greatwhtesqualo May 13 2009, 00:06:30 UTC

Kuro.

minus5pts May 13 2009, 00:08:13 UTC

What?

greatwhtesqualo May 13 2009, 00:08:29 UTC

Make me some pasta.

minus5pts May 13 2009, 00:09:30 UTC

Why don't you just get Italy to make it for you, if his is so delicious?

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tapdancinskelly May 13 2009, 00:09:29 UTC

That was brave of you. And she didn't even offer to show you her panties. Yohohoho!

minus5pts May 13 2009, 01:30:55 UTC

What does that have to do with anything??

tapdancinskelly May 13 2009, 02:07:08 UTC

She's going to show me her panties? I don't know, just seemed rather odd to eat something so lethal without a good motive.

minus5pts May 13 2009, 03:17:17 UTC

She's what? And, in case you missed it--

GOOD FOOD IS THE BEST MOTIVE!!!!

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inyourf_ace May 13 2009, 00:15:25 UTC

If it was poisonous why was it good?

minus5pts May 13 2009, 01:31:46 UTC

A quality food critic is willing to die for good food.

inyourf_ace May 13 2009, 04:03:08 UTC

Oh! That makes sense. Sort of. Bianchi's kind of... unique alright.

minus5pts May 13 2009, 04:51:43 UTC

Her skill level is exceptional.

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scoppio_di_ira May 13 2009, 00:21:45 UTC

You actually ate Bianchi the Poison Scorpion's cooking...and you liked it. Kuro, you really do have issues.

deadlydelicacy May 13 2009, 01:04:39 UTC

My food is world class, Xanxus.

scoppio_di_ira May 13 2009, 06:06:37 UTC

Right...perhaps I'll change my mind when people stop dropping dead from your cooking.

deadlydelicacy May 13 2009, 06:11:21 UTC

People should be honored to die from my cooking.

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normalskeptic May 13 2009, 00:32:02 UTC

You ate poison and liked it?

minus5pts May 13 2009, 01:34:54 UTC

It's about the culinary skill, not the aftereffects. A somewhat sweet, exquisitely crafted poison.

normalskeptic May 13 2009, 01:37:31 UTC

So basically, you'd be okay with it just as long as it tasted good before you died.

minus5pts May 13 2009, 01:51:34 UTC

It's not just good taste! The skill that went into those cupcakes - you have no idea! It's a matter of appreciating a work of art.

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