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minus5pts

LISTEN UP, ALL OF YOU!!

Nov 05, 2008 15:49

I'm here to announce the first ever Grand Line Gourmet Bread-Making Competition, sponsored of course by Pantasia, the most prestigious bakery in Japan. All are invited to enter the preliminaries, but only the top four competitors will be eligible for the semifinals. Which isn't to say that anyone will even make it that far, because if none of you ( Read more... )

bread is awesome, listen carefully, gm-approved, it's a bake-off

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threeswordstyle November 5 2008, 21:34:42 UTC

salt?

minus5pts November 5 2008, 21:42:07 UTC

It's a pain.

threeswordstyle November 5 2008, 21:43:32 UTC

then dont offer it

minus5pts November 5 2008, 21:45:26 UTC

It's a tradition.

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nogoodtuna November 5 2008, 22:02:52 UTC

Wow, Pantasia, really?

minus5pts November 5 2008, 22:07:03 UTC

Yes, Pantasia.

nogoodtuna November 5 2008, 22:07:56 UTC

Ah, I really like their bread!

But what's the company doing all the way out here in the Grand Line?

minus5pts November 5 2008, 22:13:46 UTC

Of course! We produce only the best!

...We're promoting our store. Spreading the love of good bread. Exploring the culinary practices of an exotic sea. Actually I have no idea how we wound up here.

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utskushiinanami November 5 2008, 22:50:34 UTC

Perhaps a more delectable prize might include the full time position of only Head Cook on the prestigious S.S. whatever-it-is-being-called-now cruise ship.

minus5pts November 5 2008, 22:59:02 UTC

As Pantasia has no affiliation with an S.S. anything (except the limited time promotional S.S. Pantasia gourmet cruise), we would not be able to offer such a prize.

utskushiinanami November 5 2008, 23:05:06 UTC

Well that's certainly a shame.

minus5pts November 5 2008, 23:17:08 UTC

Anyone capable of winning in a competition of this caliber should have no problem securing a position as Head Cook on any cruise ship.

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swordinabat November 5 2008, 22:51:52 UTC

Hahaha! That sounds fun! I can't make bread, though.

minus5pts November 5 2008, 22:59:50 UTC

The youth of today have no appreciation for the culinary arts.

swordinabat November 5 2008, 23:08:35 UTC

I can make sushi!

minus5pts November 5 2008, 23:17:43 UTC

...how good is this sushi?

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caffinatekillua November 5 2008, 23:08:32 UTC

A peacock? Seriously?

Well the money's good, maybe I'll try.

You haven't met a chick in short shorts named Menchi, have you?

minus5pts November 5 2008, 23:19:16 UTC

Seriously. Being the Meister's pet, Ku is himself a fine bread judge.

Why would I know someone like that?

caffinatekillua November 6 2008, 01:21:19 UTC

It's a peacock.

She's supposedly really famous in the food world. Double star epicure hunter. You sound almost as picky as her.

minus5pts November 6 2008, 03:03:59 UTC

No ordinary peacock.

Does she make good bread?

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